Nothing can ever happen to you. Why do you worry so much? What are you afraid of? Your life? You have no life.
What you call your life is nothing. It doesn't exist. It's no thing. You worry about your hair falling out. (laughter)
You worry about needing a new pair of shoes, you're getting fat, what a waste of energy. Like feeding a dead horse.
We're all going to wind up in the cemetery, so what difference does it make what you do?